Humorous Kitchen Towel, Dark Humor, Gothic Decor, Horror Tea Towel, Halloween decor, Spooky Decor
$10.62 $12.50
Dark Humor tea towel that asks the ever important question....Does This Towel Smell like Chloroform To You?
Microfiber kitchen towels may make nice decor items with their artwork but don't let it fool you. This is one of those items that you should put to good use. These dry dishes and glassware without leaving any streaks or lint. These days as folks are becoming more conscientious about reducing waste so these are good to use instead of paper towels. They are great for drying your hands as well so have it handy by your sink. These are a low cost investment that can be put to use as they can be easily, and affordably, replaced when needed.
This image has been sublimated into the fabric so it will hold up well when you wash it. I do suggest that you do not wash with cotton items as the microfiber will attract the lint from them and will cause the microfiber to lose absorbancy.
Colors may look a bit different as seemed on your screen due to different color monitors and printers
Polyester microfiber blend
Designed and printed in our workshop
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
I don't accept returns or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
We gladly accept custom and personalized order requests! No worries if you don't see what you want listed. Just contact us and let us know what you are looking for and we can create your ideal gift.
Care instructions
Please note any dishware items should be hand washed.
Wholesale availability
If you are looking for promotional items for your business and would like us to add your logo, images or graphics to your products just contact us. If you want us to personalize or print items that you wish to include in your shop ssshhhhh we won't tell. Just reach out so we can discuss what you are looking for so we can get you set up with a wholesale agreement.
Reviews (10)
Average:
Sep 22, 2024
Super cute and exactly as pictured. Immediately went in the kitchen! Thanks so much!
Rachel Thomas
Sep 17, 2023
Christy hummel
Aug 15, 2023
Very nice towel. I haven't washed it yet, so I hope it holds up.
theurgest
Aug 4, 2022
Towel looks better in person. Hilarious. I highly recommend.
SARIANNA TORRENCE
Jun 11, 2022
Melissa Murphy